and Jesus knows how much I love my coffee
-- Jesus says to me:
"Hello? Have we heard of a miracle called a mirror?"
Why do people post pictures where they look like serial killers*
or have a serious case of bitch face*?
And I'm thinking,
"Uh, Son of God, you would know this better than--"
At which he reminded me that it was a rhetorical question.
So help me get Jesus off my back by following his online dating tip for photos:
At which he reminded me that it was a rhetorical question.
So help me get Jesus off my back by following his online dating tip for photos:
"Before you post and/or exchange photos,
ask a friend -- similar to the type you'd like to marry --
what they honestly think of your photo.
And then... follow their advice."
Too embarrassed to ask a friend?
Ask the experts:
Ask the experts:
And we'll reply after our morning coffee.
*Real photos, folks, from real dating websites. The opinions expressed, however, are Jesus'.
