Jesus googles before a date -- do you?

Despite what Al Gore says, Jesus created the internet so he wouldn't have to deal with all the crowds around his birthday.

During Christmas, he can shop and stay in touch with friends without leaving his beach house.

He discovered a bonus by "googling" his potential dates before he goes out with them.

"Why doesn't everyone google before a date?"

he asks me.

Thanks to Jesus, I googled my husband before dating him.

Do you google before dating?

If not, let me show you how!

The Dating Coaches

Jesus met Kate Moss at a charity event and said she was looking hot

but when googled her before their date, he found some major turn-offs on Perez Hilton:

Perez Hilton on Kate Moss