Saturday, September 22, 2007

A heavenly duet: Jesus and Stevie














I've never seen Jesus in awe before -- making you the son of God can swell your head -- until we both went to see Stevie Wonder in concert.

Jesus and Stevie have the same message, but Jesus admits that Stevie spreads the good word with much more rythym and soul.

When Jesus came up with "Love one another," he was pretty pleased with himself...



but Stevie's "You are the sunshine of my life" blows Jesus away.

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

Why GOD invented the smile...

Jesus and I are definitely in agreement on this one!

Jesus has always said that he was attracted to women by their smile. That's why he'd never date, Victoria Beckham.

"She always has her bitch face on."


As a dating coach, I tell women to smile more, but they always think that it's big boobs that turn men on.

Well, according to bartenders turned authors "You Didn't Hear it From Us," here's what turns on men the most!

DON'T PLAY IT TOO COOL

"We did a casual poll in our bar about what turned men on,

other than the usual Baywatch fantasy.

And every single one of the men put

'a smile'

at the top of the list."

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