Sunday, October 21, 2007

A Jesus DO and a Dating Coach DON'T


Jesus knows this bugs the hell out of me -- as a Dating Coach I advise women
DON'T
post a picture of yourself with your girlfriends.

What is a potential mate finds her more attractive?

But Jesus, of course, LOVES pictures of women together --


Not that he's interested in dating them, but he's just like all men.

He loves the thought of girls together!


So DO post a photo like these if you want to attract horny men, even if they are the Son of God!




... but if you're looking for your mate, posting photos with other women is a Dating Coach

DON'T!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Thank you Jesus! Why Pam Anderson is great for business

A shout out to my man, Jesus!

When he creates moms like Pam Anderson, he ensures that I will be in business for a long, long time...

Pam's giving her young sons TWO stepfathers in ONE year ensures that they will have a very, very warped sense of women and committment.




When Pam's sons grow up, guess how they'll think of women and treat them?

Which will F*&%-up a lot of women who will turn to a Dating Coach like myself and ask:

"What's wrong with me?"

And ensure that I will be kept very, very busy teaching these women that it's not about them!

As well as really great guys who didn't have Pam Anderson as a mom will get F*&%ed over by F*&%ed-up women and turn to a Dating Coach like myself and ask:

"What's wrong with me?"

What's my expert solution?

Get yourself healthy - physically and emotionally -- and you will attract a healthy mate!

I did it and Jesus rewarded me with a wonderful man I met online.

We'll be celebrating our 4th wedding anniversary this November.


I married (for the 1st and only time I hope) at age 43, so it's NEVER TOO LATE.

Let me help you with our Coaching To Marriage(TM) service!

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