Sunday, September 2, 2007

Why GOD invented the smile...

Jesus and I are definitely in agreement on this one!

Jesus has always said that he was attracted to women by their smile. That's why he'd never date, Victoria Beckham.

"She always has her bitch face on."


As a dating coach, I tell women to smile more, but they always think that it's big boobs that turn men on.

Well, according to bartenders turned authors "You Didn't Hear it From Us," here's what turns on men the most!

DON'T PLAY IT TOO COOL

"We did a casual poll in our bar about what turned men on,

other than the usual Baywatch fantasy.

And every single one of the men put

'a smile'

at the top of the list."

Want more great tips? Ask Jesus or --

-- buy the book: "Finding Your Mate Online" -- it has a 100% success rate!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What do you call it when the guy has that face? I never click on the photo if the guy's trying to look all hot and serious. They always turn out to be jerks! Give he a big smile anytime.

Anonymous said...

Prick face?